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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou optimize schedules that were already broken by your own software.
Professional spreadsheet juggler and master of the shift change.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Staffing optimized by math not intuition
bzzt.youAI▸ SHIFTLOGIC PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebalances entire shifts in three milliseconds
You shuffle shifts and update spreadsheets to cover staffing gaps. You stare at dashboards hoping the numbers align.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is about to quit before the data triggers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The AI starts learning your shift rules and historical call-outs.
Month 3
Software creates perfect rosters without needing your manual tweaks.
Month 6
Sensors and chat bots handle all incoming shift swap requests.
Month 10
The system forecasts needs before the workers even look busy.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the WFM dashboard is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
46 tabs
Spreadsheet tabs open
3 hours
Shift swap approval delay
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a cloud-based calendar app.
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