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Your job has an expiration date
January 5, 2028
In 14 monthsTurning human potential into a spreadsheet is already a robot task.
Professional rearranger of boxes in a corporate flow chart.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing humans like simple units of production.
ow.youAI▸ ORGCHART-SYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reorganizes your entire company over lunch
You shuffle headcounts and cost-centers to satisfy quarterly reports. Data models now generate these structures faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to executives about why the headcount plan failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The system scrapes your existing spreadsheets to map every reporting line.
Month 3
Algorithms suggest optimal team sizes based on past performance data.
Month 6
The bot sends emails announcing your new structure with perfect tone.
Month 10
Real-time updates to org charts replace manual revision cycles.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are removed from the chart because the system is self-optimizing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
48 percent
Human error rate
too many
Budget slide count
60 minutes
Coffee-break intervals
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to a project management tool.
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