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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsDesigning open-plan offices that nobody actually wants to work in.
Senior Floor-Planner (mostly AutoCAD, emotionally burnt out)
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Turning physical space into math
bzzt.youAI▸ LAYOUTOPTIMIZER PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates floorplans that maximize worker occupancy
You draft floor plans, select ergonomic furniture, and optimize office layouts for collaboration and density.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a layout feels hostile before the software flags the exit codes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every building code and floor plan you own.
Month 4
Algorithms begin suggesting desk layouts that prioritize maximum headcount density.
Month 8
Sensors and software handle all fire code and safety checks.
Month 13
An automated procurement bot selects the cheapest ergonomic-compliant office chairs.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human architects are retired as the AI drafts all blueprints instantly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Maximal
Average cubicle density
82%
Percentage of unused breakout rooms
Too many
Hours spent on CAD
Your severance
A vintage Aeron chair and a firm handshake.
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