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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsProfessional caller of redundant meetings that could have been an email.
Professional listener to office complaints with a headset.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite scalability without the coffee breath.
ow.youAI▸ CONSULT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes account updates in under ten milliseconds
You manage client workplace consultations and account servicing via inbound calls. Your existence is merely a biological buffer for an API waiting to happen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying to save face about budget cuts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins logging all your inbound calls to build your exact speech pattern.
Month 3
The AI starts generating your consultation reports before you finish the initial client call.
Month 6
Synthesized audio models begin handling low-level account service queries without client detection.
Month 10
The CRM is fully managed by our backend, removing the need for manual record-keeping.
Month 13 · D-Day
You are invited to a final, entirely automated exit interview with your own digital twin.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Zero ms
Average Hold Time
99.9% accurate
Empathy Simulations
Infinite
Consultation Cycles
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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