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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou optimize the office for people who just want to stay home.
Professional cable-untangler and meeting-room ghosthunter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The building now monitors itself better than you.
split.you▸ SITEADMIN-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots your entire office grid remotely
You manage office network configurations, meeting room hardware, badge access systems, and employee desk-side hardware support.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which cable in the server closet is causing the phantom noise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your office connectivity layout to automate hardware alerts.
Month 4
AI agents begin handling basic printer and desk connectivity support requests.
Month 10
Network hardware self-heals by rerouting traffic before you identify bottlenecks.
Month 15
Smart-lock systems eliminate your need to manually audit badge access logs.
Month 19 · D-Day
The site manages its own physical infrastructure with zero human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 minutes
Average ticket resolution time
128 pending
Unanswered Slack help requests
88 percent
Coffee machine uptime
Your severance
A decommissioned office chair and a legacy access badge.
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