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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou optimize systems that exist only to optimize you out existence.
Professional architect of the corporate maze.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven layouts that never need water coolers.
ow.youAI▸ EFFICIENCY-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your desk to improve floor flow
You measure employee output to find efficiencies and redesign office floor plans for better flow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a layout change is genuinely annoying instead of just statistically efficient.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every movement you make in the office.
Month 3
Software models thousands of desk configurations while you sleep.
Month 7
An AI agent writes the new strict desk-usage rules.
Month 12
Your manual check-ins are replaced by real-time heat maps.
Month 18 · D-Day
The office is cleared of humans to achieve perfect flow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000 meters
Steps saved per day
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
12,400 units
Desk configuration iterations
Your severance
A single ergonomic chair with a missing wheel.
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