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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou organize desk snacks while the company plans your exit strategy.
Professional cat-herder of desks and dry-erase markers.
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Automated building bliss without the human overhead.
oof.youAI▸ FACILITYAGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
unplugs coffee machines at 5pm sharp
You manage office supplies, coordinate vendor maintenance, and track employee seating charts and facilities requests.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which weird office chair makes a noise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
IoT sensors track desk usage and climate instead of your clipboard.
Month 8
Chatbots handle printer issues and desk requests without human intervention.
Month 17
Software manages cleaning and repair vendors via automated service API calls.
Year 2.2
Inventory cameras detect low stock and trigger instant supply orders.
Year 3 · D-Day
The facility software assumes full control of the workplace environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8 hours/week
Time spent ordering snacks
too much
Average desk move cost
very low
Tolerance for printer jams
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired office granola bars.
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