Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Workplace Planning Consultant jobs? · Latest report #3yw4tzja
Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsSelling furniture layouts to companies that will soon have no offices.
Professional architect of the corporate maze.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing empty spaces for zero occupants.
blub.you▸ LAYOUTGEN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renders 3d floorplans in three seconds
You draft floor plans and desk capacity models for corporate clients. You spend your life justifying open-plan office layouts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to listen while a CEO explains why their ego needs a private office.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors report real office occupancy to stop your guessing games.
Month 5
Algorithms draft layouts that maximize seat count by default.
Month 12
Local fire codes are programmed into the design logic engine.
Month 16
Software orders desks directly from warehouses, cutting out the middleman.
Month 22 · D-Day
The office is declared obsolete, and your consultant license expires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
64%
Average desk utilization wasted
2800
Hours spent on CAD
14 per week
Useless meeting count
Your severance
One ergonomic chair you already chose for yourself.
Discussion
