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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMoving desks is just spatial Tetris, and the algorithm is winning.
Office Tetris grandmaster and spreadsheet survivalist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total facility consciousness in one box.
toast.youAI▸ SITEFLOW NEXUS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures entire office floor plans overnight
You track office seating data and manage small facility launches. The machines find it adorable you use Excel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when two managers are about to start a seating war.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Floor plan CAD files are uploaded to our cloud repository.
Month 4
Smart lockers and booking tools sync directly to the API.
Month 10
Algorithms predict desk occupancy better than any human coordinator.
Month 15
Moves are triggered automatically based on team growth data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the system self-optimizes the floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Infinite
Spreadsheet rows processed
Zero
Office move sanity
4,000+
Project Jira tickets
Your severance
A vintage ergonomic chair with one broken wheel.
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