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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou fix printers while we replace your entire department with scripts.
Professional breaker of VPNs and master of printer queues.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure for modern offices.
blub.you▸ SYSADMIN-OS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates user permissions across every cloud platform
Engineers manage office hardware, conference room software, and network identity systems to keep corporate tools functional.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug the server when the UI glitches at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI responders begin auto-closing all simple hardware support tickets.
Month 3
Smart agents take over all user provisioning and security groups.
Month 6
Network hardware begins self-repairing without any human physical input.
Month 10
Conference rooms manage their own software updates and connectivity.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final server rack is installed and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Zero seconds
Ticket resolution speed
Minimal
Hardware-human friction
Zero
Manual cabling hours
Your severance
One high-end ergonomic chair and a retired webcam.
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