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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour desk assignment spreadsheet is now a historical curiosity.
Master of seating charts, gatekeeper of the ergonomic chair.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The office floorplan that never sleeps.
stretchy.youAI▸ SPACEALLOC-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures entire office layouts every night
You manage office seating, floor plans, and facility hardware requests. Your job is just a database that moves people.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the third floor printer is haunted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your seating database is imported into the central management node.
Month 4
Smart floor sensors begin tracking actual desk usage in real-time.
Month 8
Repair requests are directly routed from sensors to facility robots.
Month 12
The system automatically rotates employees to optimize heating and light usage.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the office footprint is fully virtualized.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4,000 yearly
Seat shuffle requests
42 percent
Average desk occupancy
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One free standing desk, mostly missing its screws.
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