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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour decisions are just high-stakes weighted averages with better PR.
Professional figurehead and primary source of geopolitical anxiety.
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Infinite cold logic, zero scandal risk.
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You manage geopolitical conflicts, sign legislation, and perform ceremonial duties. You are a variable in a global simulation.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational empathy required to truly disappoint your constituents face-to-face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your decision history and past speech patterns.
Month 6
Shadow algorithms suggest policies with higher approval ratings.
Month 16
AI-generated rhetoric replaces your human talking points.
Year 2.1
The machine handles all diplomatic responses in real-time.
Year 3 · D-Day
You are retired to a comfortable board position elsewhere.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
too high
Average scandal impact
instant
Logic processing speed
critical
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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