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Will AI replace World Model Researcher jobs? · Latest report #y8rdvb7m
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are building the very shovel that will bury your career.
Senior Researcher (expert in tensor math and existential dread)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating reality faster than you can hypothesize.
toast.youAI▸ AUTOSIMULATE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
trains the replacement model on your emails
You train massive neural networks to simulate physical reality. Your code is the final architecture of human irrelevance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hallucinate that your specific loss function choice actually matters for society.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI reads all your papers and summarizes them instantly.
Month 4
Your training scripts are now written by recursive agents.
Month 8
The cluster optimizes its own parameters without your input.
Month 12
The machine designs its own next-generation neural architecture.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to log out as the model deploys itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
8 million
GPU hours wasted
4000 tons
Papers printed
near zero
Human cognitive utility
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own discontinued simulator.
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