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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou manage the cables for the ego-tripping guy on stage.
Herding volunteers through audio-visual chaos on a budget.
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You oversee audio-visual technical setups, including lighting cues, sound mixing, and livestream broadcasting for weekly services. You wrestle with volunteer technical teams and dying hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the left subwoofer randomly crackles.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software now imports setlists directly to calibrate lights and audio levels without human intervention.
Month 5
Neural-network audio processors replace the need for manual fader adjustments during live performance.
Month 10
Auto-tracking sensors eliminate the requirement for volunteer camera operators on the floor.
Month 16
IoT sensors identify and report faulty cables before they impact the service audio.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The sanctuary is fully autonomous and perfectly synced to the digital rhythm of the liturgy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99 percent
cable tangle probability
near zero
volunteer reliability
omnipresent
latency issues
Your severance
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