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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsTeaching teenagers to wrestle is just supervised aggression for tuition money.
Expert in screaming about hips and sprawl positioning.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision wrestling without the emotional baggage.
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corrects stance posture with hydraulic precision
You drill takedowns and mat technique while managing weight-cutting and emotional meltdowns. Eventually, you yell at teenagers in circles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about their weight before the weigh-in.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Computer vision cameras now track hip height and foot positioning during every single practice drill.
Month 12
Smart scales integrated with student profiles automatically alert parents to dangerous weight-cutting patterns.
Year 2
Hydraulic practice dummies simulate takedown resistance far more consistently than tired high school teammates.
Year 3
A terminal suggests the exact high-probability counter-moves for your wrestlers in real-time matches.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your whistle is confiscated and the wrestling gym becomes a fully autonomous performance center.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
114
Average whistle-blown per session
8
Weight cutting arguments daily
9.2/10
Coach ego inflation coefficient
Your severance
One free whistle and a pair of worn-out singlets.
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