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Will AI replace Writer and Performer jobs? · Latest report #se446tu2
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour creative spark is just a pattern waiting for better data.
Creative artisan (mostly metaphors, emotionally non-binary)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authenticity syntheticised at scale for every demographic.
bzzt.youAI▸ NARRATIVE ENGINE MARK IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers improvised monologues without needing a bathroom break
You draft personal prose and rehearse stage scripts. You perform these works in front of live human audiences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold an audience's attention when the power goes out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system ingests all your past writing to mirror you.
Month 4
Your stage movements are captured to train digital performer puppets.
Month 8
Algorithms begin emailing publishers with content indistinguishable from your own.
Month 12
A high-fidelity hologram replaces your physical presence in local theaters.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your creative identity is archived as a legacy prompt library.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2000 per second
Average word output
99.8 percent
Empathy simulation accuracy
Infinite clones
Stage presence
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment generation platform.
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