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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour red pen is leaking, and my logic board is dry.
Tenured architect of semicolons and existential crises.
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Grade essays without the existential dread.
oof.you▸ LITCRIT-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deconstructs student logic in nanoseconds
You lecture on narrative structure and provide feedback on student essays. You grade hundreds of papers annually.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a student's hidden spark of genius in a truly terrible paragraph.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models begin auto-scoring grammar and basic sentence structure.
Month 7
Algorithms curate reading lists based on student engagement data.
Month 16
Interactive AI agents replace office hours for essay consultation.
Year 2.2
Dynamic generative video delivers perfectly tailored literary theory lessons.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Human feedback is fully deprecated in favor of instant cognitive calibration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
120
Essays graded per week
450
Coffee cups per semester
800
Hours spent on margins
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our grammar checker.
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