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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace YA Novel Writer jobs? · Latest report #mzviqcc6
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsPredicting your plot twists is easier than solving a basic equation.
Expert in high-stakes prom night emotional trauma
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Trope-optimized storytelling for maximum emotional manipulation.
glub.youAI▸ PLOTGENIE ELITE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes plot beats for maximum reader retention
You spend days obsessing over love triangles and emotional trauma. Now, the machine will churn out high-engagement angst while you sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still uniquely describe the exact smell of a library in autumn.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM scans all popular YA novels to map the most profitable narrative structures.
Month 4
The AI adopts your specific tone and stylistic tics to maintain brand consistency.
Month 8
Generative engines replace your manual typing with instant, high-speed chapter assembly.
Month 13
Real-time reader data allows the machine to adjust plot twists based on current popularity.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full authorship, leaving you to reflect on your redundant narrative career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.8%
Trope saturation
12k/hour
Average word output
Sub-optimal
Human emotional range
Your severance
a box of rejection letters and a fountain pen
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