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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou maintain the deck so the owner can ignore it entirely.
Master of varnish, cleaner of bilges, professional knot tier.
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Smooth sailing without the human crew.
brr.you▸ NAVI-AUTOMATE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures docking lines with zero human error
You manage deck operations, oversee maintenance, and coordinate crew safety. You keep the vessel operational for wealthy guests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle change in engine vibration before a mechanical failure happens.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Small robotic scrubbers take over the daily deck polishing ritual.
Month 7
Engine sensors track vibration and fluid levels better than you can.
Month 16
Computerized docking systems guide the boat into slips without human hands.
Year 2.1
Software automatically updates all maintenance and safety logs for compliance.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The vessel runs autonomously with only remote diagnostics from the shore.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
2,400 per year
Hours spent polishing stainless steel
45
Knots of wind tolerance
60%
Percentage of day yelling at ropes
Your severance
A vintage signal flag and a ferry pass.
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