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Will AI replace Yak Dealer jobs? · Latest report #wpuuvb5b
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour supply chain of wooly beasts is facing total extinction.
High-altitude logistics professional with a soft spot for fur.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The future of heavy-duty mountain logistics.
bzzt.you▸ YAKLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates trade routes through blizzards
You manage yak herds, negotiate wool pricing, and coordinate transport across high-altitude mountain passes.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which mountain paths are prone to sudden, treacherous mudslides.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors attached to yaks track every movement and health stat.
Month 10
Software sets wool rates based on global demand shifts.
Year 2.1
Drones and automated walkers replace manual herding duties.
Year 3.3
Heavy-duty machines take over the dangerous mountain navigation.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your role is fully offloaded to the mountain-hardened system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
400 percent
Average altitude efficiency
Zero fatigue
Mountain pass traversals
None
Animal temperament incidents
Your severance
A lifetime supply of mountain-grade thermal socks.
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