Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Yard Truck Driver And Inventory Manager jobs? · Latest report #24av64iw
Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsMoving boxes from A to B is a hobby, not a career.
Master of the dock and king of the blind spot.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
No parking ticket can stop the algorithm.
splat.you▸ YARDMASTER PRIME 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reverses perfectly into impossible narrow slots
You shuttle trailers around crowded shipping yards and track inventory levels. Automation will soon handle the parking and counting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot when a driver is lying about why they hit the fence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res sensors map every inch of the yard perimeter.
Month 8
Automated kiosks begin logging arrivals without your radio input.
Month 16
Robotic arms attach air lines faster than any human hand.
Year 2.2
Self-driving yard dogs take over the short-haul shuffle.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
You receive an automated email while the yard drives itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
45
trailers moved daily
3 hours
average yard idling
12
misplaced pallets annually
Your severance
a rearview camera and a heartfelt pat on bumper
Discussion
