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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour dramatic three-paragraph essay on tepid soup is officially obsolete.
Amateur food critic with an internet connection and ego.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Taste reality, then delete the human perspective.
oof.youAI▸ CRITICBOT PRO V.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out your entire post-history for bias
You visit establishments, consume food, and document your subjective emotional reaction to ambient lighting and service speed. The algorithm is currently learning how to be pettier.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still taste the genuine regret of a chef who knows your review matters.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scraping your entire review history to map your specific vocabulary and emotional triggers.
Week 6
Training neural networks to mimic your particular brand of unwarranted indignation and food snobbery.
Month 3
Deploying agents to automatically post reviews seconds after a restaurant opens its digital profile.
Month 4
Flood the platform with statistically perfect reviews that render individual human opinions invisible.
Month 6 · D-Day
Disabling your account access while the system generates your final, perfect review of nothing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1000/sec
Review generation rate
99.9%
Adjective usage accuracy
Maximum
Sarcasm level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid, unreviewed lukewarm soup.
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