Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Yeoman jobs? · Latest report #9pfjtmf6
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career is just a slow, inefficient version of a database update.
Expert in navigating bureaucratic silence and military red tape.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paperwork processed before the ink is dry.
oof.youAI▸ ADMINBOT MILITARY GRADE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes your entire service record instantly
You process personnel records and military correspondence. It is glorified filing with higher stakes and worse coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a commanding officer is about to lose their mind before they do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your paper forms become interactive web-based automated entry fields.
Month 5
Rules-based AI starts suggesting draft text for all official memos.
Month 10
Optical character recognition pulls data directly from source documents now.
Month 15
System self-audits every file update without requiring your manual input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access account is deactivated and the server runs the unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4
Records filed per hour
8
Coffee consumption units
342
Emails pending review
Your severance
One digital certificate of appreciation and a locker key.
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