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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthIncense and chanting are just slow, manual bug fixes for spirits.
Professional ghost-botherer and salt enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic spectral containment for the modern age.
oof.youAI▸ GHOSTFIX-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters spiritual energy into clean logs
You perform ritual cleansing and spirit expulsion using traditional scrolls, incense, and salt to clear haunted spaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows when a house feels wrong without a sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart cameras map cold spots and EMF spikes in every room.
Month 6
Ceiling-mounted nozzles release precise salt patterns for containment.
Month 17
High-fidelity transducers play exorcism frequencies to clear hauntings remotely.
Year 2.5
AI identifies specific ghost types to trigger targeted neutralisation protocols.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your tools are recycled into raw scrap metal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
3.2
Spirits expelled daily
412
Scrolls wasted annually
48 percent
Customer terror reduction
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium altar incense.
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