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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTeaching children how to use sharp metal tools is a liability nightmare.
Professional cat-herder with a drawer full of sharp objects.
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split.you▸ ARTBUDDY 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
monitors laser-safety interlocks during craft time
You guide children through engraving patterns on wood or metal for public showcases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a seven-year-old gives up on their artistic vision.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Optical cameras monitor student hand proximity to sharp tools.
Month 13
Software generates patterns that prevent deep, dangerous gouging.
Year 2.2
Smart workstations lock materials into place to stop slips.
Year 3.2
Virtual galleries replace physical exhibitions to reduce cleanup labor.
Year 4 · D-Day
The AI mentor runs the room while you collect your things.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
42
Band-aid applications per term
100 percent
Showcase projects finished
0.1mm accuracy
Engraving depth consistency
Your severance
A blunt chisel and a box of bandages.
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