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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou teach kids to lose gracefully before the algorithm wins everything.
Dreaming of the majors while dodging temperamental little league parents.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect mechanics, zero emotional baggage.
oof.youAI▸ SLUGGERBOT PRO▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers perfect fastballs to every strike zone
You run repetitive drills, offer swing adjustments, and manage team roster rotations during high-stakes league games.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a kid exactly why their heart is broken after a loss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors track every throw and suggest mechanical corrections via tablet.
Month 6
Software sets the batting order based on pure data metrics.
Month 17
Portable robotic arms mimic perfect pitches for infinite swing practice.
Year 2.4
AI handles all schedule gripes and playing time complaints automatically.
Year 4 · D-Day
The field is fully managed by remote-operated drill stations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
High
Average ego per dugout
Sub-optimal
Successful bunt ratios
Variable
Post-game snack satisfaction
Your severance
One lifetime supply of complimentary pine tar.
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