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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou teach kids to swing at air; our software hits every time.
Herding toddlers with bats and dreams of glory.
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Perfect repetition without the parent complaints.
toast.youAI▸ LITTLELEAGUE-OS V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates swing arcs for maximum exit velocity
Managing practice drills, coaching batting mechanics, and wrangling energetic youth players into some semblance of organized gameplay.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which kid will cry if the team loses by one run.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scheduling apps replace your chaotic group text chains immediately.
Month 6
Precision machines provide consistent, repeatable strikes better than any human coach.
Month 16
Wearable tech tracks bat speed and corrects mechanics in real-time.
Year 2.5
Large screens lead warm-ups while ensuring every kid stays perfectly aligned.
Year 4 · D-Day
The field is fully automated and you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12 minutes
Average patience per practice
4,200 annually
Balls lost to bushes
98 percent
Parental ego inflation rate
Your severance
A bucket of slightly scuffed leather baseballs.
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