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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Youth Baseball Umpire jobs? · Latest report #rfa44b54
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsWatching a strike zone you cannot physically reach is your hobby.
Professional scapegoat for pre-teen athletic failure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated precision for every single pitch.
split.youAI▸ UMP-BOT GEN 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
ejects the team manager via remote audio
You stand behind the plate calling balls and strikes. You resolve arguments with parents while dodging erratic pitches.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can handle a screaming coach without a hardware reset.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed vision sensors map the strike zone to individual player heights.
Month 7
Integrated PA system replaces your voice for all calls and game announcements.
Month 15
Pressure-sensitive field pads eliminate all safe or out decision errors.
Year 1.9
A mute button on the megaphone renders parent protests entirely inert.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your uniform is donated to a museum of obsolete manual sports officiating.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
99.9%
Pitch accuracy
Zero
Parent frustration
Minimized
Ejection rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of whistles you don't need.
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