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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career advice is currently being converted into a CSV file.
Turning teenage aimlessness into slightly more organised aimlessness.
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Career guidance without the awkward small talk.
squeeze.you▸ YOUTHPATH AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises life trajectories in real-time
You help young adults find jobs by reviewing resumes, conducting mock interviews, and mapping out educational pathways.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a kid is actually lying about their motivation during an interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart forms capture user data instead of your initial consultation.
Month 5
Vision models fix formatting and tone without asking for your opinion.
Month 10
The AI simulates HR managers to test interview scripts at scale.
Month 15
Matching software links youth to open roles across the city.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal says goodbye for you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
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Resume scan time
94 percent
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