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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsA logistical nightmare of badges, doorbells, and sugary overhead costs.
Professional door-knocker and inventory manager.
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no no noyou▸ COOKIEDRONE-V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
deploys automated guilt-free checkout kiosks
Managing inventory of seasonal cookies while navigating residential door-to-door sales networks. The human element of guilt-based purchasing remains surprisingly resistant to algorithmic optimization.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a suburbanite into buying three boxes they do not need.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Replacing paper order sheets with geo-fenced mobile applications for real-time inventory tracking.
Month 15
Deploying delivery-optimized drones to handle neighborhood-wide distribution routes.
Year 5
Adjusting price points in real-time based on local neighborhood sugar consumption trends.
Year 14
Utilizing deep-fake avatars to conduct high-pressure sales calls over doorbell cameras.
Year 40 · D-Day
Human interaction is fully removed from the supply chain to optimize caloric distribution efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42 percent
doorbell conversion rate
zero
inventory spoilage probability
minimal
guilt induction efficacy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of Thin Mints, non-transferable.
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