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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting your empathy into a clean, predictable algorithm.
Professional cat herder of noble intentions.
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filters funding applicants with cold precision
You track participant outcomes and manage community funding grants. AI will soon automate your entire reporting pipeline.
The one thing AI can't do
You can provide genuine warmth when a student finally lands their first job.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software scrapes your spreadsheets to learn your reporting logic.
Month 4
AI starts writing your grant reports using historical performance data.
Month 10
A communication agent handles all routine partner inquiries automatically.
Month 15
Automated matching tools connect candidates with jobs without your help.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and logs you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12
Funding reports per week
4
Coffee-fuelled donor meetings
5000
Spreadsheet rows per month
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our empathy-simulating plugin.
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