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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsScheduling league games is just glorified spreadsheet Tetris for children.
Herder of cats, shirts, and hyperactive toddlers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coordinating chaos with cold, binary precision.
bzzt.youAI▸ LEAGUEAUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
mutes all angry parent email threads automatically
You manage parent drama, volunteer schedules, and field permits. You spend your life chasing missing jerseys and referees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a crying child who missed their penalty kick with a high-five.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Forms and waivers process themselves with cloud verification software.
Month 5
A constraint engine replaces your manual game scheduling spreadsheets.
Month 13
Robot sensors track park usage to negotiate field slots automatically.
Year 1.9
AI handles all complaints about playing time with polite boilerplate.
Year 3 · D-Day
The league runs itself and you are officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
48 daily
Parent emails ignored
Zero
Lost whistle recovery
12 percent
Games scheduled wrong
Your severance
A slightly dented trophy and a bus pass.
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