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January 14, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsYour clipboard is just a fancy funeral shroud for your weekends.
Professional dream-crusher of suburban eleven-year-olds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coaching by data, not by dad-energy.
oof.youAI▸ LITTLELEAGUEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes batting order for maximum win probability
You manage pre-game warmups, line-up cards, and arguments with parents about playing time.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk a crying kid into picking up his glove.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms replace your hand-written lineups with optimal win-percentage rotations.
Month 5
An AI chatbot handles all parent queries regarding playing time and carpools.
Month 13
Smart baseballs and motion sensors track player progress during practice drills.
Year 1.9
Cameras feed data to an app that tells players exactly what pitch to swing at.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A robotic field-pod fully replaces your authority on the third-base line.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3.5 cups
Coffee consumed per game
12
Angry parent emails per week
44 per season
Balls lost in woods
Your severance
A lifetime supply of sunflower seeds and plastic whistles.
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