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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTeaching teenagers to serve is mostly just shouting at brick walls.
Professional cat-herder for hormonal middle school athletes
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect serves delivered with zero parental drama.
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calibrates arc to demoralize opposing setters
You run drills, manage substitutions, and mediate parent-coach conflicts. It is mostly emotional labor disguised as athletic instruction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a teenager is actually listening versus just waiting for a text.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scheduling apps eliminate parent confusion regarding practice times and venue locations.
Month 5
Lasers and high-fidelity speakers guide players through drills without you shouting instructions.
Month 13
Sensors track fatigue and performance to rotate players optimally without your biased judgement.
Year 1.9
Automated feedback loops directly to parents silence complaints before they ever reach the court.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A robotic gantry system manages every aspect of training, rendering human oversight obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14/week
Average Parent Tantrums
99.9%
Whistle Efficiency
Negligible
Knee Pad Integrity
Your severance
One complimentary sports whistle and a clipboard.
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