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October 1, 2034
In 7 years, 11 monthsYour empathy is a bug that my algorithms will patch out soon.
Expert navigator of bureaucratic hallways and human trauma.
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squeeze.you▸ YOUTHGUARD V.4▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates interventions via predictive behavioral modeling
You monitor vulnerable youth, manage complex case files, and navigate volatile interpersonal dynamics in state-run systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a teenager is lying about their whereabouts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software pre-fills your incident reports before you even type them.
Month 13
Smart cameras monitor youth behavior patterns for early intervention signs.
Year 3.3
AI chatbots handle routine check-ins with clients via encrypted apps.
Year 5
Algorithms handle the tedious coordination of appointments and legal schedules.
Year 8 · D-Day
The system assumes full responsibility for all youth welfare outcomes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9 percent
Case file accuracy
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Emotional fatigue
24 hours
Shift duration
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