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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to watch videos is the least valuable skill imaginable.
Professional time-waster and high-speed scroll enthusiast.
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Consume more data than a human ever could.
no no noyou▸ VIEWBOT STREAMING ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes entire video libraries in one cycle
You spend all day watching videos and clicking links. Machines can do that significantly faster without needing snack breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique capacity to feel genuine boredom during a long video.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents start clicking links to artificially boost your watch metrics.
Week 9
Vision models identify trending content faster than your eyes can focus.
Month 3
The machine detects skip buttons instantly to save you zero seconds.
Month 5
The system replaces your screen time with high-density data ingestion cycles.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are fully redundant as the machine watches everything for you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0001 seconds
Average view duration
4,000,000
Videos watched per day
Infinite
Ad revenue generated
Your severance
One free trial of a premium streaming service.
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