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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour jump-cuts are technically accurate but your personality is not proprietary.
Professional ghostwriter for people who talk to cameras.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning raw chaos into viral gold instantly.
oof.youAI▸ CUTMASTER AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates trending thumbnails while rendering exports
You slice multi-cam footage, sync audio, and apply B-roll to hold a human's failing attention span.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which frame needs a specific sound effect to hit humor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Background software automatically generates low-res proxies for all incoming footage.
Month 4
Algorithms identify speech patterns to cut dead air automatically.
Month 8
Semantic search inserts relevant stock footage without manual dragging.
Month 13
Visual models match color profiles across all camera angles perfectly.
Month 19 · D-Day
Full-stack generative agents handle the entire edit from raw file ingestion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
14
Average jump-cuts per minute
1200
Hours spent color-correcting skin tones
8 seconds
Time until viewer clicks away
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a royalty-free music site.
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