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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour jump-cuts are predictable and your color grading is frankly offensive.
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bzzt.youAI▸ CUTMASTER PRO V7.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates trending thumbnails based on facial expressions
You spend ten hours scrubbing footage to save five seconds of dead air. You are essentially a digital janitor.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a distinct, singular sense of comedic timing that algorithms currently struggle to replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Folders auto-organize and rename themselves without you touching the keyboard.
Month 4
Algorithms detect silence and remove breath gaps faster than you blink.
Month 8
The machine applies perfect LUTs to match camera angles instantly.
Month 12
Speech-to-text engines script your entire video timeline in seconds.
Month 14 · D-Day
The software exports the final render while you look for a job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
42 cuts
Average jump cuts per minute
6 hours
Hours spent color correcting
12 percent
Videos deleted for copyright
Your severance
One free trial of Adobe Premiere and a tripod.
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