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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour digital personality is just a dataset waiting to be compressed.
Professional screen-stare enthusiast, algorithm-trained personality, live-latency victim.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic engagement, now without the biological overhead.
stretchy.youAI▸ CREATORBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates emotional connection with targeted precision
You produce video content and engage live audiences for ad revenue. Algorithms manage your relevance and income.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still manifest genuine, unscripted confusion during a live technical failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Vision models identify the exact facial expression to maximize clicks.
Month 5
Bots handle all community moderation and basic viewer interactions.
Month 10
Software clips your raw footage into viral-ready highlights automatically.
Month 14
Voice and movement models recreate your persona for live streams.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your digital avatar runs 24/7 without needing sleep or breaks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42%
Average parasocial churn
3
Seconds until skip
Sub-optimal
Human emotional range
Your severance
A lifetime supply of algorithm-approved ring light bulbs.
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