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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsCutting jump-scares is easy; finding a new career is harder.
Professional jump-cut enthusiast and audio-sync martyr.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pacing your punchlines with terrifying, soulless accuracy.
oof.youAI▸ CLIPSYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
edits the b-roll faster than you blink
You slice footage into tight clips and add loud effects for gamers. Soon, algorithms do the pacing.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when the YouTuber is faking a laugh for the audience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software automatically tags your game footage for highlights.
Month 3
Algorithms detect silence and remove it without your help.
Month 7
AI suggests the perfect meme overlay for every reaction.
Month 12
The machine generates the full edit from raw streams.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your keyboard is locked and the servers take over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average jump cuts per minute
1,400
Seconds spent fixing audio sync
3
Energy drinks consumed per render
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic cloud storage tier.
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