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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsTrading your ice-resurfacing skills for a glorified, glorified roomba.
Master of the circles and lover of smooth surfaces.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect ice, zero human error.
bzzt.youAI▸ GLACIER-SWEEP V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
resurfaces the rink while you sleep
You shave ice and lay down hot water to keep the rink smooth. It is literally watching paint dry.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly which patches of ice will trip up a skater.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lidar installs on the rink roof to track every crack.
Month 5
Sensors adjust the shave depth without you touching a dial.
Month 13
Smart valves control the hot water output based on ice temp.
Year 1.9
The machine learns the perfect turn pattern for optimal coverage.
Year 3 · D-Day
The pilot-less machine takes over every single rink session.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400 yearly
gallons of water wasted
0.1 per pass
inches of ice cut
12,000
circles driven per game
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the local community center.
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