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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsConverting your civic passion into a very efficient, joyless spreadsheet.
Bureaucrat for the bin, champion of the local compost.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through automated mandate enforcement.
oof.youAI▸ CIVICSORT GOVSUITE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates grant applications with perfect jargon
You facilitate waste policy meetings and write grants. You provide technical guidance on municipal trash and recycling services.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can calm a furious constituent about their missed bin.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models draft your outreach pamphlets and social media updates.
Month 5
Smart software pulls city data to complete grant forms instantly.
Month 13
Vision sensors track bin contents and flag non-compliant businesses.
Year 2.2
Automated agents provide technical answers during public council meetings.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system assumes control of all waste management policy decisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Grant success rate
12 per hour
Council meeting yawns
90 percent
Trash plans ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital waste bin sensors.
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