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the Bronze Age
Already deprecatedYour mud-brick logistics are quaint, but the desert reclaimed you first.
Amateur stacker of mud in the desert heat.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Building heavenwards without human input.
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collapses in a stiff wind
You calculated sun-baked brick ratios and temple elevation for deities. Now, the sand handles all structural maintenance.
The one thing AI can't do
You knew the exact geometry to stop a flood from destroying your mud structures.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
2100
The sun hardens bricks better than your hand-pressed methods.
2500
Gravity eventually corrects your poor structural weight distribution.
3000
Workers realize mud-carrying is better automated by donkey carts.
3500
The gods stop caring about temple height, killing your budget.
4000
Erosion completes the transition to an unstaffed site.
Already
The site was abandoned before the invention of the wheel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0
Bricks laid per day
Null
Deity satisfaction
Non-existent
Structural integrity
Your severance
A sack of grain and a broken sundial.
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