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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsThe apocalypse is imaginary but your unemployment is very real.
Professional wait-arounder and daydreamer extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Defending against non-existent threats since 2025.
toast.youAI▸ MYTHGUARD-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
sits perfectly still forever
You spend your days waiting for fictional undead threats that never actually materialize.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a vivid imagination that keeps you occupied during long, quiet, lonely shifts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors report zero activity automatically without human interference.
Month 16
High-definition vision models replace your eyes for static watching.
Year 5
Algorithms determine there is nothing to fight in the building.
Year 14
The site switches to remote monitoring from a central server.
Year 40 · D-Day
The system confirms zero zombies exist and deletes your position.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Zero
Total zombies fought
Infinite
Hours spent waiting
Very low
Average alertness level
Your severance
A plastic sword and a participation trophy.
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