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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour spreadsheets and firing scripts are just data points for us now.
Professional fire-starter with a clipboard and a god complex.
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Total oversight without the awkward conversations.
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automates termination packets in a single click
You juggle safety reports and store staffing logs. We do it faster without the human hesitation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a person in the eye while you fire them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
All paper safety logs are funneled into a central tracking dashboard.
Month 7
Algorithms predict coverage needs better than your gut feeling ever did.
Month 18
System scripts automate the draft of all disciplinary meeting notes.
Year 2.2
AI investigators weigh evidence against historical precedent for all complaints.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The system assumes full authority over hiring and firing workflows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.4 seconds
Firing speed
100 percent
Safety logic
zero
Staffing bias
Your severance
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