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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour enclosure needs fewer stripes and more high-definition projection screens.
Professional inhabitant of a strictly controlled, high-fenced perimeter
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic enough to satisfy a bored toddler.
splat.you▸ ANIMATRONIC FAUNA V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
emits recorded roar on motion detection
You spend your days pacing, eating raw feed, and avoiding eye contact with tourists. You are a biological exhibit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly convey the existential dread of being stared at by a toddler.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-resolution screens replace your need to be awake during lunch.
Month 10
Robotic dispensers deliver your rations with ruthless, clockwork punctuality.
Year 1.9
Sensors adjust enclosure climate, making your thick fur entirely optional.
Year 3
A quiet, robotic version arrives to see if tourists notice.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are retired to a permanent habitat while the machines take over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
18 hours
Average nap duration
12 percent
Visitor engagement rate
4 tons
Raw fish consumed annually
Your severance
a lifetime supply of premium frozen mackerel
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