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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsTrading your bucket of salmon for a cold, unfeeling conveyor belt.
Professional salmon-tossing expert and apex predator waiter.
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Calibrated snacking for apex predators.
squeeze.youAI▸ URSINEFEED-X9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
dispenses salmon with perfect ballistic arcs
You track bear appetite, calibrate nutrient intake, and toss food into enclosures. The bears ignore you anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a grizzly is having a bad day by its posture alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in feed buckets measure intake and adjust daily supply automatically.
Month 12
Robotic arms replicate your throwing motions for optimal fish distribution.
Year 2
Cameras track bear posture to identify who is hungry first.
Year 3
Smart gate systems remove the need for human eyes on site.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your bucket is recycled and the machine takes the last shift.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
450
Fish tossed per shift
0.02%
Accidental finger loss rate
Zero
Bears who recognize you
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the zoo, non-transferable.
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