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November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksFeeding time is over, and your captive audience is losing interest.
Professional habitat-occupier and snack-consumer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
More convincing, less bathroom breaks.
split.you▸ ANTHROPOIDSIM 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
mimes existential dread to delighted tourists
You sit in a glass box pretending to be a primitive creature. Tourists take photos and throw peanuts.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only exhibit that can accurately express deep, existential, soul-crushing regret.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
High-res cameras track your every movement to map human behavior.
Day 5
Motion-capture software learns your habits for the replacement display.
Day 8
A neural model records you grunting to simulate basic communication.
Day 10
A life-like projection unit replaces your physical enclosure footprint.
Week 2 · D-Day
The exhibit runs on a loop, forever and without pay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.8%
42
Peanuts per shift
150
Stares per hour
0%
Dignity retained
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium unsalted peanuts.
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