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October 18, 2046
In 20 yearsYou spend all day dodging teeth just to shovel manure for free.
Expert in shovel technique and avoiding apex predator teeth.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Feeding the lions so you don't have to.
oof.youAI▸ HABITATGUARD-X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses animal distress through micro-vibration analysis
You monitor animal health, prepare complex diets, clean enclosures, and maintain habitat security. You do the dirty work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a grizzly bear is having a genuinely bad Tuesday morning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 11
RFID sensors replace your visual health and weight tracking rounds.
Month 15
Robotic chutes dispense diets based on real-time biometric intake data.
Year 5
Autonomous cleaning pods scrub every surface before you even arrive.
Year 10
Sensors and gates manage containment without needing a human key-holder.
Year 20 · D-Day
The final shift ends as the system manages the entire habitat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
200 kilograms
Manure removed per shift
12 daily
Bite risk events
99.2 percent
Species fed correctly
Your severance
A lifetime pass to visit the robots on weekends.
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