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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsTeaching children about animals that would eat you without hesitation.
Professional keeper of facts, tarantulas, and sticky-handed tourists.
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glub.youAI▸ ZOOGUIDE AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly paced animal facts endlessly
You manage live specimen handling and lead interactive educational modules for school groups within a zoo laboratory setting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a child is about to drop the tarantula.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart screens replace your physical posters and basic exhibit labels.
Month 5
Tablet kiosks answer the standard questions about animal diets.
Month 11
High-def projection replaces real live bug handling for tours.
Month 16
AI systems automatically sync lab talks with local school standards.
Month 22 · D-Day
Automated pods handle all lab tours without a human witness.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
92 percent
Average kid distraction rate
412 times
Biological facts recited daily
Daily
Live animal poop interactions
Your severance
One lifetime pass to the empty staff canteen.
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